Thursday, 2 October 2014

Red Fridays

Below is a recent correspondence I had with a friend after seeing a poster in Morrisons.


Me:  I am going to wear my red g string
Mate: I'm gonna eat a f*ckload of beetroot  on Thursday, and do red poos all day Friday.
Me: I'd love to see the day in the interview cubicle when we had to prove to our UKIP inquisitors that we really do wear red on Fridays.



Me: That would have been the new Union Jack if Scotland had've left.

by North Utsire

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