There was an ald Doctor from Grimsby
Whose wrists were incredibly flimsy
So he took some Viagra & waited a while
Now he's fantastically good at the frisby
Pity Weightwatcher, our Vickers,
Who's awfully fond of the Snickers
She went to a meeting & hid them below
Then she couldn't take off her knickers
Our Kelly was good at the flirting
By showing her glittery merkin
Till she met one young boy,
Who was not very coy,
And he beat her by showing his gherkin.
There's a clumsy young man from Seaton Carew
Who found he had nothing to do
So he wasted his money by paying for ladies
Who's bra straps he couldn't undo
There was a Jobseeker from Alty
Who was right fond of the Balti
So he ordered a meal
But welched on the deal
When his wallet had only 3-40
North Utsire
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